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Integrity Comes To Congress(ional)
There’s an old British saying that goes something like this; “Guy Fawkes was the last man in history who entered the...
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After the Carnage…
Another nail-biting U.S. Open is in the record books. For most of the combatants, another 4 days of hell are now in the rear...
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For The Father Who Has Everything…
Take McIlroy to win…he misses the cut. Shrug it off as a glitch, take him again in the next tournament…he misses the...
Read MoreIt's Not the Heat, It's the Humility
The names adorning the top of the leader board weren’t the world-beaters who had shown up to compete, guys like Donald, Kuchar, Fowler and so on. Instead it was much more reminiscent of the...
The Last Hurrah!
The annual wrap-up to the PGA season is hosted at the Disney Magnolia and Palm courses down in Florida…and it supports a truly wonderful charity that does great, heartwarming things every...
Welcome to the Half-Pregnant Open
Q: When is an officially-sanctioned PGA Tour golf tournament not really an official anything PGA Tour golf tournament? A: When it's the CIMB Asia Pacific Classic. That's when. I touched on...
The Big Money
I’ve been thinking about the finals of the PGA Playoffs for weeks now. It’s not because I’m necessarily rooting for one player to take it all this year...although there are a LOT of...
Final CanOpen Field; What's Wrong With Weir and...
Let me start by saying I’ll be on CPGA Radio this morning, talking about the Canadian Open, the British Open and our new website, the one you are reading. You can listen live between...
Nothing Runs Like a Deere…Nothing Smells Like a...
Within a few hours of the conclusion of the Travelers Championship last weekend I received an e-mail from one of our long-time golf pool members. Over the years, this has become a pretty...
Dubious Picks…and Mrs. Doubtfire!
They say that we are all products of our environment. “They,†of course, are the sociologists, psychologists and anthropologists who walk in our midst. In fact, if you find yourself at...
Fearless Forecast and Father's Day Felicitations
Welcome to another awe-uninspiring edition of Poolside my friends. After last week’s predictions, I’ve decided to change my pen name for this column. Henceforth I’ll be using the nom...