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Tag - Rocco Mediate
Mongo Like Candy…and Golf
It’s a sad day in the world of entertainment today folks. Alex Karras, the actor who played “Mongo” in Blazing Saddles, died this...
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When Can I Pick Up My Jaw?
So…just out of curiosity, have you seen any good golf lately? As Penny, the hot blonde chick from “The Big Bang Theory”...
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"Abridged Too Far…?"
(With apologies to the veterans of Remagen) This column will be unusually short this week. Yes, I’ve promised that once before...
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Golf…Serengeti Style
If Marlin Perkins were covering this particular spectacle for Wild Kingdom, the only shot we would have seen of the elusive tiger would have been a quick glimpse of him licking his groin...
Cranial Constipation…with Frys
I’ve sat down at this damned computer four times to write this article…and have walked away in frustration each and every time. It appears that I’m suffering from an acute case of...
On Bing and Bob…and Boy Bands?
Speaking of Rocco…here’s a graphic example of just how much one good week means right now for a TON of players desperately hoping to hang onto their tour cards. Going into the Frys.com...
Olé, Olé…Olé, Olé…
Having successfully managed to get the program taping, the next huge obstacle to overcome, naturally, was staying ignorant for the whole day. Or should I play up to the low opinion you've...