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The Open Championship (is all you have to...

And…I’m back. After an unexpected week off, welcome back to Poolside; your home for whatever the hell it is that I do here.  If you missed me last week, your time has run out. Sorry about your luck. My “luck,” on the other hand, was...

Welcome to the Pull My Finger Open

As both of you who read this column on a regular basis know, we moved to the Ottawa area back in November.  For the sake of convenience, I usually just say “Ottawa” to people who aren’t from the immediate area, because very few have actually...

Integrity Comes To Congress(ional)

There’s an old British saying that goes something like this; “Guy Fawkes was the last man in history who entered the British Houses of Parliament with honest intentions.”  And given the destructive, “our party must win...

After the Carnage…

Another nail-biting U.S. Open is in the record books.  For most of the combatants, another 4 days of hell are now in the rear-view mirror.  The only remnants of the week remaining are the lingering effects of the physical and emotional torture...

For The Father Who Has Everything…

Take McIlroy to win…he misses the cut. Shrug it off as a glitch, take him again in the next tournament…he misses the cut. Stubbornly insist he couldn’t possibly miss 3 in a row, take him again…he misses the cut. Say to...

Patron Saint of Morons?

Broadcasting live from the 43rd floor of the Phlegm Building in beautiful downtown Losertonia, welcome to this week’s edition of “Moron Minute.” Moron Minute is brought to you by that stunningly revolutionary new golf invention, endorsed by...

The Best Golfer Ever…PERIOD!

True confessions time; I just walked out of two straight days of Marketing strategy meetings (8am-6pm on day 1 and 9am – 9:30pm on day 2…plus a full 2 days of prep and research to get ready) and I don’t have 4 functioning...

Mini-Me…Hogan's Alley Style

“I was torn between Dufner, Wagner, Pettersson and Harrington for this final spot, but in the end, decided to go with the defending champ instead.” Famous last words from last week’s column.  Yes, there Dufner’s name, right at the top of my...

Honouring One of the Game's Best!

Wow…you insult and threaten a guy with baldness and look how well he does!  (Hmmm…I wonder if I could pull the same therapy on Kevin Na to help him with that massive case of golfing Tourette Syndrome he’s developed???  It sure as...