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Hoist With His Own Petard

I’ll be honest with you here folks.  I’m not 100% sure what a petard is. I’m pretty sure I used to have one…but then my neighbour back in London borrowed it and never returned it to me.  Or maybe he smoked it or something? At any rate...

Armstrong v. Armstrong – One Small...

We lost a truly great one this week folks.  And we also revealed a bad one. When I was a boy, my hero was Neil Armstrong.  In fact, he still is to this day. Nothing, absolutely nothing, captured my imagination like the Apollo space program and...

Let The Puckering Begin!

Everyone who is old enough remembers exactly where they were when JFK was shot…or when the Shuttle Challenger exploded…or when the first win tower came tumbling down. I suspect everyone will remember where they were when this latest...

5-Ring Fail(?) and Wyndham in Your Sail

Well, the quadrennial competition we know and love as the Olympic Games are now in our rear view mirror, and TV coverage notwithstanding, most people seem to agree that the games themselves were a spectacular success.  Organizers of the London...

Kisses, Curses, Crow and Kiawah

This week’s funniest Olympics-related gag: There’s a poster circulating on the Internet, showing a flummoxed Jean-Luc Picard, sitting in his command chair on the USS Enterprise, disbelieving head in hand.  The caption underneath proclaims;...

Burning Rubber and Olympic Flaming

Funniest Olympics-related gag so far: Last Tuesday 9 Olympians were sent home in disgrace, after being caught taking steroids and other performance-enhancing substances.  One of those cheats was Olympic medallist Nataliya Tobias. Apparently...

A Great Month to be Canadian!

I’m suffering from a serious case of “Dumper’s Remorse” today. No, I didn’t attend a member-guest at a fancy schmancy private course this weekend and ignominiously shart on the front nine.  Thanks for asking.  And no, I didn’t attend a posh...