Clever Phil!

Oh that Phil Mickleson is a crafty devil. Knowing that the media was going to crucify him for his various no shows throughout the Fall he prepared a great story to cut them off at the pass.

It seems that Phil fianlly admitted to himself that he was too dumpy to play late into the season so he took off 20 lbs and then gained 10 more in muscle. Early reports were that he was now unrecognizable. (long pause) nah! Same old Phil we saw in the Fall, some streaky birdies and a bunch of bogies in his first round back.

Oh yeah, he also says that he and Amy had a Polynesian vacation at which they renewed their vows to one another. Go ahead boys take shots at him now. When was the last time you renewed your vows?!

Clever Phil.

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A bestselling author and award-winning columnist, Robert Thompson has been writing about business and sports, and particularly golf, for almost two decades. His reporting and commentary on golf has appeared in Golf Magazine, the Globe and Mail, T&L Golf and many other media outlets. Currently Robert is a columnist with Global Golf Post, golf analyst for Global News and Shaw Communications, and Senior Writer to ScoreGolf. The Going for the Green blog was launched in 2004.

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