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A Finger Up Your Bum…And the Season is...

It’s a bit hard to believe, but the 2012 PGA Tour season is now officially over.  The Euro stars will continue to slog it out for a while on their quest to take The Road to Dubai (a Bob and Bing cinematic classic!), but on this side of the...

The Last, Mind-Boggling Hurrah

In case you’re not paying rapt attention, this is a week of endings folks.  First, and probably biggest; the interminably long US election is finally over! Second; for many of you in various parts of the country, the local golf courses have...

Corgies in Costumes…and Fortune Cookies

It’s been a busy week friends. After I finished sorting through my latest batch of multi-million dollar inheritance offers from rich Nigerian princes and widows (it was down to a mere $68.5 million in total this week…hardly worth the...

On Euphemisms and Euphoria…

It’s funny, sometimes, when one of life’s lessons comes up and smacks you in the face, isn’t it?  You’re tooling along, minding your own business and doing nothing of great consequence, when suddenly a ten ton-figurative anvil drops on your...

Mongo Like Candy…and Golf

It’s a sad day in the world of entertainment today folks. Alex Karras, the actor who played “Mongo” in Blazing Saddles, died this morning. And in the spirit of the funniest movie ever made, I think they should serve up a 21-fart salute at his...

When Can I Pick Up My Jaw?

So…just out of curiosity, have you seen any good golf lately? As Penny, the hot blonde chick from “The Big Bang Theory” would say, “Holy crap on a cracker!!!” The 2012 Ryder Cup was everything I was hoping for, and more…a hell of a...

We Don't Need Another Brookline…

Even though we still have several weeks left in the PGA golf season, the “big” season effectively ended last weekend with the wrap-up event of the FedEx Cup Playoffs; The Tour Championship. And what a finish it was!  The favourites fumbled. ...

Hoist With His Own Petard

I’ll be honest with you here folks.  I’m not 100% sure what a petard is. I’m pretty sure I used to have one…but then my neighbour back in London borrowed it and never returned it to me.  Or maybe he smoked it or something? At any rate...

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